I got this in an email today and I thought it was so good.

The OPEC minister has looked us in the eyes and stated:


While I am here I would like to thank you for not developing your 250-300
year supply of oil shale and tarsands. We know if you did this, it would
create millions of jobs for US citizens, expand your engineering
capabilities, and keep the wealth in the US instead of sending it to us to
finance our war against you b------s.

Thanks for limiting defense dept. purchases of oil sands from your
neighbors to the north. We love it when you confuse your allies.

Thanks for over regulating every segment of your economy and thus
delaying, by decades, the development of alternate fuel technologies.

Thanks for limiting drilling off your coasts, in Alaska , and anywhere
there is a bug, bird, fish, or plant that might be inconvenienced. Better
that your people suffer!

Glad to see our lobbying efforts have been so effective. Corn based
Ethanol. Praise Allah for this sham program! Perhaps you will destroy
yourself from the inside with these types of policies. This is a gift from
Allah, praise his name! We never would have thought of this one! This is
better than when you pay your farmers NOT TO GROW FOOD. Have them use more energy to create less energy, and simultaneously drive food prices through
the roof. Thank you US Congress!!!!

And finally, we appreciate you letting us fleece you without end. You will
be glad to know we have been accumulating shares in your banks, real
estate, and publicly held companies. We also finance a good portion of
your debt and now manipulate your markets, currency, and economies to our
benefit.

THANK YOU AMERICA !

This post was last modified: Jul 15, 2008 03:05 PM by BYS.

To be more accurate...Thanks should go to all the Liberal Democrats and Republicans in Congress